[Opinions] go fly a kite...
I don't know about where you live, but in the US, I don't think there are any birds called kites. At least, I've never heard anybody talk about them.
Frankly, Kite as a name is dumb. And so would be Hawk or Falcon or Eagle or Shrike, or, God help us all, Vulture.
It also seems lame and try-hard to point out that a kite flew over you at your reception and again when you found out you were pregnant. Please. Is this the sequel to "The Birds?"