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I'm kind of a weirdo, because I love seeing popular culture names on real, ordinary people. My friend dated a Mario and I was like "AWESOME". Now I'm dating a Raphael and I'm like "AWESOME". If somebody else starts dating a Yoshi or a Kirby, I might die of awesome. I think of Mario as modern, energetic, helpful, and full of fun beep-bop-boop sounds.

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Let's see, Mario combo...

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Mario Dexter
Mario Casey
Mario Jasper
Mario Quincy
Mario Howie
Mario Maximilian
Mario Joseph
Mario Rex
Mario Zeke
Mario Rufus