Lol, I can't count the number of times he's had this conversation with one of our male friends.
Friend:
Chauncey? Do you want all the other kids to beat him up?
DH: I bet
Chauncey Billups didn't get beat up as a kid.
Friend: Yeah, well, your kid won't be
Chauncey Billups. He'll be
Chauncey [Surname].
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
~Mark Twain