Oh gosh. I feel bad for people who have to use the surname Moffat. I would positively die for a person with the first name Moffat. I just picture myself as a roly-poly child, being chased around the playground with "
Mo' FAT! Mo'ffffffffattttttttttt". omg I'm getting anxiety just thinking about it and it didn't even happen
I guess Moff is kinda cool in a...way...